Last Friday, a 23-minute infomercial for the 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos brought its wicked wisdom to YouTube. We combed through the entire thing, and wrote down the quotations that struck us as worth documenting. In case you’re not up for a 23-minute thrill-ride where Sugar Slam says “biatch” 18 times, here are the highlights. Crack open a Faygo and enjoy. Whoop Whoop!