After spotting an oversight in a joint-promotion between Walmart and Sheets Energy Strips, some troublemakers from Something Awful have successfully rallied their online community in support of sending Pitbull to the Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska. We’re not sure the Miami-born musician is ready for the notoriously tough Alaskan climate and terrain. We put together a list of Alaskan survival tips to make sure Pitbull isn’t mauled by a pack of bears when he heads north.