Nicki Minaj must have some of the most obsessive female fans in all of music. And evidently, she has some very obsessive male fans as well. At a Tuesday concert in Miami, as Minaj paused to declare her love for the audience, a bedreaded man jumped onstage and grabbed her around the waist before being dragged off by security. T-Pain, is that you?

Minaj was clearly flummoxed by the impromptu bumrushing of the show, but quickly dove right back into her set. Which is more surprising: that someone would climb onstage with that many beefy bouncers waiting to deliver the beating of a lifetime, or that a guy attended a Nicki Minaj show?

It’s impossible to hear what the fan said to Nicki as he briefly embraced her, but luckily, we’re skilled lipreaders. “Nicki, ‘Starships’ changed my life! You’re so right, starships WERE meant to fly! Will you sign my ass? Wait, can I sign YOUR ass? Let’s sign each other’s asses!” Wow, he fit a lot in there.

Check out the encounter courtesy of WorldStarHipHop.com, your one-stop-shop for videos of people getting the crap kicked out of them. And pay special attention at the 0:30 mark for a flying dropkick that would make Mr. Perfect proud.