Admit it — it’s too hot to wear pants.
It’s July, and as temperatures rise, fashion sense is being sacrificed for common sense.
These heat-relievers go by many names. Cut-Offs. Jean Shorts. Jorts, for short. When it gets hot, even pop stars release their inner never-nude. Check out these photos of pop stars and rappers wearing jorts, and let it be an inspiration. Let’s wear jorts every day for the rest of summer. Deal? Deal.
“Oh wow, the wind feels so good flowing through my jorts.”
Jorts and a high-protein smoothie. There’s no better way to spend a summer afternoon.
Wiz Khalifa forgot he was wearing jorts. When he realized, his legs involuntarily started dancing because they were so happy to be wearing jorts.
These are about three inches away from not being jorts, but it still counts. As long as there’s a little ankle, they’re jorts, baby.
Here, Chris Brown is pictured getting out of his car wearing jorts. Chris Brown is known for superior dancing and beating women, but he would never do either while wearing jorts. Jorts are more of a laid-back garment, y’see.
Katy Perry seems to be in a hurry here. She’s probably rushing to get home so she can enjoy her jorts in private. As great as it is to strut around town in your favourite pair of jorts, it’s also good to squeeze in a little one-on-one time with your jorts.
“My lovely lady jorts! Check it out!”
Jortstin Bieber. But seriously, what is even going on in this picture? Maybe Justin hurt his leg while putting on his jorts, and now Selena has to drape herself overtop of him like a human shield so that no more harm can come to Justin’s poor, vulerable body.
These are easily the most provocative jorts we’ve seen so far. I don’t know what message she’s trying to send with those crosses on her jorts, but man, it’s really making me think about life.
The ol’ jorts and man-purse combo. Classic. I, for one, will simply not attend an NBA game courtside without my jorts, my murse, my brand-new-shoes-with-the-tag-still-on, and my lollipop.
Not one, but six jort-wearing Nicki Minaj clones. More jort for your buck.
The giant belt that says “FLY” on it kind of pulls the focus away from the jorts. But once you get bored of looking at that belt, it’s right back to the jorts. Then you notice the shoes, and you’re not quite sure what to think.
You’d better pull out those sunglasses fast, Pharrell, because the papparazzi flash bulbs are about to go WILD when they realize you’re rockin’ those dope-ass jorts.
Careful, Miley! No one’s going to want to date you, because they can see that your pockets are empty.
Rihanna must have had some confidential documents printed on her jeans. “Just shred them into jorts,” she said. “Brilliant,” we replied.
WAIT A MINUTE. Those aren’t even jorts!
It’s probably for the best. If someone was actually wearing jorts with a leather scarf, a tucked-in/buttoned-up shirt and a winter coat, I might lose my already-perilous grip on reality.